Dr. Liguori: “Do you ever feel like you are from a different planet?”
Student: “Well, not really. Sometimes I feel like everyone else is from a different planet”

Dr. Liguori: “Please come to my planet”
Student: “I am! I’m just on my own island on your planet!”

Student in Ms. Lubs class when the new puzzle came out of the box: “Don’t let the girl that comes with Dr. Liguori touch the puzzle….I want to do my section!” (the “girl” would be my intern, Ms. Eriksen!)

From Ms. Lubs: I just asked a student, “what do you want to be when you grow up?” She said, “I want to do what Dr. Liguori does. “I said, “What does she do?”
She goes, “Helps everyone with their problems. That’s what I want to do.” How awesome is that!!!!!?????

I recently saw a former student of mine….

Dr. Liguori: Hey! How are you doing?
Student: Fine
Dr. Liguori: It has been a long time!
Student: Yeah…nine or ten years.
Dr. Liguori: Wow, how come you have gotten older but I haven’t?
Student: Well, actually Dr. Liguori, you have.

Oh My!

Dr. Liguori to 6th grade girl: You are skating on thin ice…..
Student: That’s ok, I can swim!

12-3-09

Today Mrs. Cravinho joined our 7th Grade girls lunch group for a little while. The girls asked why she was visiting and I told the girls that she just needed a little break and all of us need to do that from time to time. One of my favorite girls said “Yes, especially when you are pregnant.” Then she thought a moment and said…Oh, not that I would actually know anything about that!” Love it!

12-16-09

8th Grade Girl: I have to get braces soon.
Dr. Liguori: I had braces when I was your age.
8th Grade Girl: Oh, yeah but you probably wouldn’t remember what it felt like since it was so long ago….
Dr. Liguori: OUCH!

1/14/10

Student: “I have the question to that answer”

Are we playing Jeopardy?????

1/15/10

4th Grade girls groups were working on “movies” of their life…..and as an example I had put my birth date on mine…1963.

Student: “Ooh….Dr. Liguori, that is when you were born…I can figure out your age!”

Dr. Liguori: “Sure…go ahead…”

Student: “Oh wait a minute…I think I’ll need a piece of scrap paper……”

UGH!

12/10/10

Playing Bamboozle in Mrs. Noyes’ 4th Grade Class – A young man was trying to act out “disappointed”….and wasn’t having much luck.

Dr. Liguori: “It is how you feel when you want to do something, but can’t”

Student: “Constipated?”     HA!

4-14-11

5th Grade Student: “I want to be a school psychologist when I grow up, so I can help kids with my problems…” Very funny Liz, don’t you mean THEIR problems??????

6-9-11

7th grade boys group:

1st boy: Dr. Liguori, did you do something to your hair?

2nd boy: Duh…she highlighted it!

HA! Funny thing is……he was right!